MTV Movie Awards Live Blog

So I wasn't planning on doing this BUT since I was gonna be watching and have my computer in front of me. Why not?

So here we go:

8:58: MTV's sound keeps cutting out. Switch to MTV2; thankfully they're showing it too.

9:00: Oh wonderful; fun movie montage with host Andy Samburg. He just jumped in a pile of shit.

9:02: Oh my god; he just turned down Taylor Swift to the prom. Stupid head. Now Kate Winslet is giving him a bath.

9:04. Who would have thought Slumdog Millionaire, Twilight, Star Trek, the Reader, and Justin Timberlake would be in the same montage. Wow that was stupid. Oh good; opening speech time.

9:07: Keyboard cat was funny. Oh no. Oh no; he's rapping. Stop STOP.

9:09: w.t.f. So apparently incredibly random isn't always funny.

9:10: STAR TREK ALERT. Captain Kirk and the House Bunny. Ok i'm going to predict who's gonna win. We'll see how i do. Predicted Breakthrough Female: Amanda Seyfreid

9:11. ASHLEY TISDALE???? ok this is gonna be a long night. And they're playing Poker Face for her walking. WTF. Ok this whole night is rigged. Bitch shut up. HAHAHAH Zac Efron could care less.

9:13: Megan Fox should wash her hair.

9:19: Why do I care about Popcorn Man and the Kia Soul hamsters who are CLEARLY not as cute as the actual Kia Soul hamsters. Wow that was stupid.

9:20: SHIA AND MAYA (Hi Kat), Ok Predicted Best Fight: Hellboy SHOULD win but Robert Pattinson will probably win.

9:22: YAY. One for two. So... he just said he actually wasn't apart of the fight. He should hand it back.

9:23: Cute dress on Taraji. And no Eminem; I actually did not miss you at all.

9:33: Andy Samburg better include Wolverine in this walking and exploding song. ... ... J. J. Abrams? What? ...YAY I FOUND WOLVERINE.

9:36: Hahahaha All Gay High School ~ High School Musical

9:37: Awkward. Predicted Male Breakthrough: Probably Robert Pattinson.

9:38: Well that was a no-brainer. He just hugged Jonah Hill after he was jumping up and down. WHAT? What is coming out of his pants? And why did Kristen what's her name just make that face. Boy he's weird.

9:44: Oh my god. I'm scared. Eminem is gonna kill Sacha Baren Cohen. Hahahaha he's leaving. Somehow Zac Efron just won Best Male Performance out of that. And I didn't get to predict it. Wow. this is weird. I'm waiting to hear gun shots from Eminem. OH NO Bruno is running after Eminem.

9:47: Harry Potter Clip!!! Squeeee. Lame clip but pretty good nonetheless. I'm fearing for Bruno's safety still

9:55: Not gonna lie; i'm losing interest. WAIT Ryan Reynolds is on. Ok Predicted Best Kiss: Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy SHOULD win. But Robert Pattinson will probably win again.

9:57: 2 for 3. Loved Sandra Bullock's reaction. Oh no; are they gonna make out on stage? BTW LOVE Kristen Stewart's style. EWWW GUM. Good for them for NOT doing it. SO I just came to the conclusion that this is basically Twilight Night featuring the MTV Movie Awards.

9:59: Jim Carey!! Hahaha funny man. Oh no and he's only there for a set up. 30 seconds until 'I'm on a Boat'. Ugh.

10:00: Ok this is awesome. LeAnn Rimes singing I Jizzed in My Pants. Awesome

10:02: That was good until Leann Rimes messed up and was flat.

10:04: Hayden Panetierre rapping is so much better than Andy Samberg: WTF Award - AMY POEHLER WON!!!! YAY; and she's not there. :-(

10:06: I'm really starting not to care anymore: Lil' Wayne can't present so how can he act? Predicted Best Song: Jai Ho

10:08: Of course; how could I count out the monster known as Miley Cyrus. Ugh. She just said thanks to god and then made some hideous sound. She needs to never be seen again.

10:09: oh dear; New Moon. But not really. YAY. Oh no it's still coming. Here we go: Or not. Hahaha it's funny they just keep on stringing people on.

10:16: Gosh; finally. What I want to know is how is a trailer done if they are still filming in Italy? Well: let's see; Oh well that's why; there is no Italy scene. Ok that was alright not awesome but alright.

10:19: Ben Stiller is overrated. Yea I said it

10:21: Ok I lied; he was pretty awesome in The Royal Tannenbuams; Oh i like Triumph; and Keifer Sutherland

10:27: why oh why did they make Keifer Sutherland 'fake-cry' Ugh. OH MY GOD it's NOT STOPPING

10:35: Predicted Best Female Performance: I'm gonna say Angelina

10:36: Wow. MTV is now a sell out. Twilight has won every award. Wonderful.

10:38: Meh I respect Kings of Leon but don't really like their stuff.

10:48: Whoa that one cat looked real. Predicted Comedic Performance: Jim Carrey

10:49: Called it. HAHAHAHa anna ferris is so Awesome.

10:50: so while Jim Carrey tries to be funny; i'm gonna predict that Twilight wins best movie. And really I don't care anymore.

10:57: Denzel's Washington's daughter needs eyes. And look at that Twilight won; Yippee; good night